Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Best line of the week: release the beasts, I mean breasts
How do you get your one of your besties, Mikey B, from Australia deported. You jay walk with him in front of men in uniform you shouldn't. We got stopped. My first time ever. We only got warnings.
The next day my work girl friend Monica and I were walking down Queen when she wanted to Jay walk. I say no. She said "Let's just do it." She is a pretty girl was going out that night so she was dressed up. I said no. Then she said "Just tell the cops, the girl with no bra made you do it."
Ba ha ha.
That is the secret to jay walking. Have a lady with no bra on your arm.
Legal note: The photo above is not Monica. Just some other lady letting em loose.