Watch then I will explain.
So I once walked right into the glass door of a store. The coffee for me bounced of the glass and back into my face. My head continued to go into the glass as the coffee bounce off it. It knocked the glasses off my face and across the store. I had to walk covered in coffee to retrieve the glasses and leave the store where a small group of people gathered, pointed and laughed. I received my audience, told them to keep laughing as what just happened was retarded on my part.
I didn't love that day but now it makes a really funny story. Thanks Michelle for finding this.