and somewhat very retarded but I've learned to find the humour in all things. Including this morning when I was stretching before yoga in my bedroom, it was the best stretch of my life. I felt so tall. So tall in fact I punched my glass light fixture and it broke in 100s of small pieces and fell on my head.
Yep, all that fell on my head. No cuts or bumps though. That's a good thing because Mya Pussy, as we know is not up to snuff in calling 911.
Being a Man of leisure is hard work.