Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dolly can you hear me

Dear Dolly,

If ever I have needed you to listen to me it's right now. Word on the street is that Jack White from the White Stripes wants to produce your next album. Please, please do this. He did amazing things for Loretta Lynn. That bitch won Grammys in 2005. He could introduce you to a whole new audience base. As your biggest fan, this guy is all for it.

See he and his sister even cover your songs. Amazing.

Yours, through your boobs,

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