2 sayings that made me laugh this week:
1) Monica getting a little tipsy after 2 drinks with our department. She has been eating nothing but salad for the last 2 months to get the perfect beach bod for her Brazil trip next week. I said as she stumbled out:
"Oh God, she is hammered and malnourished." All of work laughed.
2) Belle faceplanting off of a dark dance floor at fridays lesbian night at Blondies.
"I just fell in front of my peers" (aka lesbians.) Since Belle and I have a long history of laughing at eachother's falls I would have pissed my pants had a seen it but I was waiting them outside.
These 2 girls slay me.