I spill a lot. I thought I was going through a good period of no spills but today I spilled like I haven't spilled in quite some time. This morning like I do most mornings I went to tell Barb who I call "B" about my night last night. I had a good one. I had a big decaf coffee and I placed it on her table. As I was telling her my night with excitement my long flailing spazzy arm knocked the coffee. It went airborne. I almost got covered in. Thankfully that did not happen.
I did, though, cover the wall, the table, all of B's papers and a large portion of carpet. I felt bad because I really like B. I helped clean up but I was happy it didn't happen in my office space because I hate the smell of old coffee. So that was good.