My work spouse Monica developed pink eye today at work. The more see developed it the more I ran away screaming. I do not want pink eye. It's highly contagious and I don't like germs. She even grabbed my arm with a hand that could have been in her eye. That shirt is now in shirt quarantine (double plastic bags in the laundry basket.) I really like that cardigan.
Here is a pic of Monica's eye at the end of the day and I mostly feel bad that we can't have lunch together. Our lunches are epic and a good work out. We laugh tons.