Monday, January 25, 2010
Eww: Penis socks
Tonight at the gym my clean rolled up socks I was about to put on slipped out of my hand and hit an older, larger man right square in the pecker. I laughed inside my head, a lot. Then he picked them up and try to hand them to me. I was having none of it. I apologized for the penis blow then asked if he could kindly place them on the bench. Which he did. He was nice. The penis socks remain there as we speak. Once socks touch genitals that aren't mine they no longer belong to me. Sorry Sockies.
(please note: The above photo looks like it's an actual penis sock. My socks were foot socks that hit a penis but I thought the picture was funny.)