When you don't have a microphone for home karaoke a vodka bottle will suffice. I used it to bust out to Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone a couple weeks ago at Elle's last supper and Reggie's birthday party.
Had this happened at my place. One of my 2 prop mics would have been used. But a vodka bottle works. I think I should start traveling with them. Elle told me that she was driving in Australia and Kelly C's Since You've Been Gone played on the radio. She is gonna email Kelly and ask her to re-record it as "Since Marky's been gone." That would be amazing.
And here is me playing with Elle's nipple in her wet T-Shirt apron.