Friday, December 18, 2009

Did you know: Mailboxes

Mailboxes are not just for mail. They are also multi-functional. There are lots of options with these tall boxes. You could tie your shoes or stretch your legs on them. If you are a violent person you could punch them when mad, When you need a wall and don't have one, a mail box can provide you with a straight surface. You could stretch your back, place your belongs on it while you search your pockets, make out against it and even pet it if you miss your dog.

Stop vandalizing them. The government is spending all this money to wrap vinyl Postal Code creative around every box to prevent would be vandals because of the already clustery artwork.

This is retarded. Don't be a vandal and don't waste our tax money.

Mailboxes. Who knew?

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