I really, really like pineapple. You can say that again Mark! I really, really like pineapple! Only in the last year or 2. Tonight I made pineapple for the first time. Never have I done that before. Usually when I get a craving I go to Metro and spend $20 on a fruit tray. Now I am getting serious about debt reduction and that is not an option.Here is a photo of me cutting it, (first cut is the deepest.)
She looks like a baseball glove that someone dugg up out of the ground. Someone needs to shake her and say stop tanning. Or if you must tan don't forget about your neck.
Check out more funny family photos here. Thanks Nick for showing me the site today. (Nick on a side note, I had to use your computer at work today. You've been sick. I lysol wiped it. Then I washed my hands after using it. No offense. But I don't want to get sick.)
All my co-workers are abuzz about a new soup place in the bottom of Metro Hall (King and Duncan.) The Soup Nutsy (stupid name) offers 12 soups per day and you can check out their daily selection before you get there on their website.
I haven't been yet because I am in debt retirement mode but I hear very good things. They even regularly have a beef stroganoff soup with beef, mushrooms and egg noodles. Yummy!
For awhile now some people of the general public have thought it is cool to call people boss. Like the guy who makes my sandwich. "What do you want boss?" or the cabbie "That's $8 boss." or the milk delivery man "Moooo, boss." I hate this.
a) I am not your boss b) I am only sometimes a boss to my friend Finlay who freelances for me. c) I just don't get why people say this.
That's all. I don't like. If I was Chris Rock I would say:
So it's now officially fall. My glasses fogged up for the first time tonight. So depressing. The new fall header marks my first venture with Photoshop still working out some kinks. Fall means falling leaves, dancing and football. Hope you enjoy.
Happy Birthday today to my youngest of five siblings, Katie. This shout out goes long distance way down under to Surfer's Paradise Australia.
I am amazing at remembering people's birthdays. Gold star for me remembering that Katie is a full day ahead so I got this out on Monday.
Here are some reasons I like her.
1) She is the female equivalent of me in the family. (aka Likes the beer, often falls) 2) She has a really easy going. "It doesn't care" type of attitude. 3) Her roomies who I have never spoken too or met are fans of mine. Hubba Hubba! Dance it out bitches! 4) She lives in Australia, I would like to visit and stay for free. 5) She brought Tim Tams home this summer. 6) Is always ready to have a beer in Brantford with me. 7) She is a bombastic kitchen bitch. She makes really good cookies. 8) She got her driver's license before me so she can drive me places when in town. 9) She likes to party, she likes, she likes to party. 10) Her bedroom at home used to be filled with inspiration quotes. Whenever I needed a quiet moment to reflect I found it to be a nurturing refuge. NOT!!!! Let's point fingers and laugh! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 11) Her favourite Disney movie 101 Dalmatians.
Last night at Michelle's fun house warming party and at Asian Monsoon lots of ladies got to experience my heat on the dance floor. Some I knew, some were repeat offenders, some I didn't. Some saw me perform my moves and then asked for a turn themselves.
I can dance very low, like but rubbing close but not touching the floor (that would be dirty.)
Here is a clip of me dancing with one of the lucky ladies.
While about to shoot a video this weekend my brand new beloved iphone slipped out of my hands and became airborne bouncing out of my hands hitting my body 3 times before I caught it. Never have I showed such coordination (which I own none of.) Pretty impressive.
And this also introduces my laugh to the blog. It's really something (not always good.)
One of my favourite artists, that no one I know likes, Mika released his new CD "The boy who knew to much" today. It's really good. When you buy on iTunes you get a 2nd full live CD of songs from the new album and his debut. I actually really like the one.
Since no one I likes him, if anyone wants to see him October 22nd at the Sound Academy (Vomit, Vomiit, I hate the Sound Academy.) Let me know. I will go, obvi!
Tickets come to $40.
Here is a song "Blame it on the girls" from the new album
I've blogged extensively about how I can get to work (including transferring) without touch any TTC property with my hands. I was sitting on a seat last weekend and a booger fell out of my nose. I didn't want to touch the seat with my bare hands so I left it there. I had a kleenex but I didn't to hold a kleenex with a booger in it after it touched a subway seat. So I left it there.
Yes, Yes, I am an asshole. But this asshole did take a picture of it!
This weekend seemed to be all about Cambridge. I visited a friend in a town I used to frequent growing up and was driven through the 2.5 years I went to school in Kitchener from 99 to 2001. Then I was introduced to an amazing band from Cambridge, Mass; Passion Pit. I really like them (thanks Robbie!) I really like them.
The Reeling, which is also used in Holt's Fall Online campaign.
Really good stuff. Already working on their dance moves of the week! Holla. Stay Tuned!
Tonight I had my first Skype session with my sister, Katie in Australia. It's hard to get a hold of someone who lives half way around the world. In true Craig style we had a beer together. I worked almost 12 hours tonight and she just got up so it was fitting.
Here is a screen grab of a cheers I made us pose for.
I have multiple friends who are allergic to my dear precious pussy. Meow. Rob, Joni and my sister Laura fit in this group. Last night I came up with a genius idea for friends who are allergic but want nothing more than to stroke my soft, small, delicious, delicate and hairy pussy.
I always carry a supply of food service quality hand gloves for when I cook for others. Hold the germs please. "I can offer these gloves." I thought to those who want to pet my pussy and make it purr.
Now that is one over satisfied pussy! Puuurrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I am on a huge Dolly Parton kick right now. One of my favourite songs of hers though is nowhere to be found on iTunes though. So sad. It's a great song, here is Dolly singing her oscar nominated Travellin Thru at the Oscars 2 years ago. What a great rack! (Mine is better though!)
Dolly lost to "It's hard up here for a pimp." I won't say anything negative.
I watched this clip about 30 times tonight and am 20 minutes late from meeting my childhood best friend for a drink who is town tonight. Oh well, Dolly is a good excuse.
Tomorrow (Wednesday night) marks 2 shows I am very excited about. America's Next Top Model and one of the most buzzed about shows this season, Fox's Glee created by Nip/Tuck's Ryan Murphy (He is amazing.) Plus, at 10pm the remake of my favourite slutty prime time soap growing up, Melrose Place. I hope it lives up to Kimberly pulling of a wig and having big scars. That was messed up. It aired over 10 years ago and I still remember it.
Check out the previews below:
I think Wednesday is my new TV night meaning, Gym ASAP after work. Mya Pussy get ready for ready cuddily couch time tomorrow bitch!