Sunday, December 14, 2008

Slimming Secrets

A new store just opened in my hood. It's called Slimming Secrets for Men and Women. They sell girdles and shit. I got 3 slimming secrets of my own:

1) Eat Healthy
2) Don't Over Eat
3) Exercise Regularly

There it is. There should be no reason for girdles. I don't think the store will last.

1 comment:

Marcia said...

Okay, Mark, let's see what you think after you've had a few kids and your stomach has been stretched to accommodate a human!