1) Do not try to plan your week off by facebooking after the bar. No one will understand your messages and you will look retarded.
2) When you have photo booth up on the Mac, come out of the shower and then switch to iTunes to change a song. When you come back to photo booth it will briefly remember the last thing it saw until the camera refreshes. In this case it was my penis. That could have been embarrassing (or won me some new fans!)
please note I didn't take a picture of my penis. It just remembers the last frame it saw.