Monday, August 20, 2012

Friday Falls: Exercise ball to the head

I hope she had it coming:


Saturday, August 18, 2012

True That!


Montreal!

I went to Montreal a few weekends ago.  I love Montreal!  I hiked up to the top of Mont Royal in 22 minutes and 52 seconds.  I was quite impressed with that feat.  The mountain is 233 meters tall and the trail wraps around the mountain.  The average hike is about 40 minutes but I am super quick.  It was recommended I bring a treat as a award once I reached the top.  So I bought I can of beer.   But then when I kneeled down to take a photo of the cross that is on the top of the mountain I kneeled down on the can and it punctured and exploded on me.  So no reward just smelling like a bum.

Here is a photo of the top of the mountain.  It's a weird angle but it's hard to get the cross and your face in the photo.

Beerfest!

One of my favourite weekends of the Summer is Beer Fest.  Salt n Pepa performed this year and those ladies still have it.  They even had a dance party to old hits from the 90s.  It was amazing!  Here I am sitting in a big Moosehead chair.  The last time I drank Moosehead was many years ago and my parents found covered in vomit on their brand new couch.  I was a pure joy to have around.


Love this! Be Fabulous


Friday, July 20, 2012

This is gross

Some inconsiderate laundromat user put their nasty old gross laundry basket on my dryer! It costed me a bounce sheet to remove while protecting my dainty hand skin.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Vote for my Pussy!

Toronto's Gay Scene Magazine, Fab is doing a Pet Photo Contest.  My dear Mya Pussy is in the running for her own cover.  When I first got Mya I did tell her one day that my dream would be for her to have a cover on a Gay Scene Magazine and now is her chance!



Please click the link and sign into facebook.  A like for the photo is a vote for Mya Pussy!

Thanks!
xoxo

So true!

If you are not following George Takei on facebook you totally should be.  George has the best time with his facebook community sharing funny photos, captions and quotes with the right amount of seriousness fighting for human rights and raising awareness.  George happily shares his fans photos and messages as well.  He in my books is the most entertaining people on Facebook.  Today he posted this and I can't agree more.



I am happy to be that stupid person if some dear friends' lives.  You want to dress up in drag on a Saturday night - Sure!  You want to jump up and down to Kelly Clarkson is a kitchen - Yes please!  You want to hold hands and skip down the street - I'm down!  You want to get drunk and dance with my cat - I'm already doing that.


Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Friday Falls - Hipster Goes down

It's not friday but what the hell.

Breaking News Alert -

Tall drink of water cuts a rug on CP24.  Well worth the 6am wake up call! Click here to view!




Here I am

I'm back!  So after about a 2 year hiatus.  I've decided to come back to blogging.  My Google Anyalitics show that I am averaging still approximately 100 views per day and it's time I start making some Google ad money off you people. 

What have I been up to?

Well, I fell in love prior to stopping blogging and then I got fat.  So I've been in the gym a lot with some help from trainers and I am now in my best shape ever.  I went to L.A. and Puerto Vallerta.  In the latter I did something really bad.  There were 2 annoying Mexicans in the ocean splashing me so I went over to them and peed on them underwater.  Not my proudest moment back they deserved it.

I got A/C and now I dance in the summer months. Work is the same.  I like rap now (Sup Jeezy!)

You may notice the webcam position has changed.  Due to new furniture and electronics we've changed the position. 

And I still surrounded by the best fun loving friends.  And my favourite bitch of all, 11 year old Mya Pussy!

 
Now it's time to get drunk and get ready to dance!


Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I turned 30

...And my male bestie got me a Dollywood shirt that sparkles. While my fab 4 ladies threw me a diva party, where Dolly, Beyonce, Robyn, Kylie and Katy showed up to. And my favourite Flight Attendant provided the duty free booze.

So many other of my favourite people came. It was great to share this day with friends and the night's signature drink the Marktini, Vodka, Triple Sec and a Splash of Rickard's White. Pics below:










These Brides look like Bitches

"Grrr. I am trying to be fierce but I just am going to make a man very unhappy for the rest of his life." - Angry Latino at the bottom.